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How Tequila works

Almost lost my arm from drinking tequila. Thank God that ugly hefer didn't wake up when I eased out of bed to go to work.
Chew your own arm off just so you didn't wake her up? :rofl:
 
Actually tequila and bourbon were never an issue. It was Budweiser we had a very passionate love for each other, we had way too much fun together.
 
last time I over indulged tequila was 35yrs. ago, I should probably still be in jail!
 
a friend keeps some on his bar $2700usd. a bottle! imagine waking up with a $3k hangover! break the seal on the $500 advils please!
 
I thought I hated tequila, had too many bad experiences with it. Should still be in jail. Seemed to affect me more like a drug then alcohol. But I had only ever tried the stuff that we get in the liquor store.
Then I went to Mazatlan. The bar that I go to there has a little wooden keg that holds about two gallons of tequila that is made locally. It sits on the bar. The keg looks a million years old. For about four dollars you get a water glass full. Now THAT my friends is what tequila is supposed to taste like. The stuff we get in Canada tastes like gasoline. The stuff from the keg in Mazatlan is liquid heat. Very little taste, but it is pleasant. But it feels like warm water going down. You just get this warm glow from it. But nurse your water glass, make it last. Trust me on this.
But back to the tequila affecting me like a drug: I had real, quality shine from a mason jar one time. I swear it didn’t affect me like normal alcohol. More of a high then a drunk. But the hangover, hoo boy...
 
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