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HRC First Night In the White House

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Upon Hilary's first night in the white house as president, she was visited by the ghost of George Washington. She ask him in all sincerity "what can I do to become a great president?" George told her to never tell a lie. She answered him "well, yea, maybe I will have to think about that."

The second night she was visited by Thomas Jefferson. She ask the same question of him. Tom told her to "listen to the people." She answered "well that's not going to happen because I know what is the best for them."

The third night she was visited by Abe Lincoln. Abe asked her if she had the same question for him that she asked George and Tom? She said yes can you tell me what to do? Abe quietly replied "GO TO THE THEATER".
 
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