Finallygotmine
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A trapper in the old west had been in the wilderness for quite some time when he decided to go to town and get some supplies. He makes the journey to town. He loads up his pack mule at the general store, then stops at the saloon a drink. Bellies up to the bar and orders a whiskey. Then he asks the bartender if there are any women in town because it had been a while. Bartender says "no, but we have old Jim out back" Trapper is shocked and says. " No way, I'm not into that S%^&" Bartender says sorry. Trapper leaves and goes back to his cabin in the wilderness. 4 months later, Trapper's back in town and stops for a whiskey and is really feeling lonely. Asks the same bartender about any women in town. Bartender says "no, but we still have old Jim out back" Trapper says again "No way, I don't go for that S%^&" 8 months pass and the Trapper finds himself feeling desperate and in town, Again stops in the saloon and asks about the women situation. Bartender says "we still got old Jim out back" Desperate, the trapper says OK. Bartender says it will be 100 dollars. 100 Dollars!!! why so much says the Trapper. Well, its 50 for Jim and 50 for me. The trapper asks " why do you get 50 dollars? Bartender says I get 50 bucks for holding down old Jim because HE DON'T GO FOR THAT S%^& EITHER!!!!
