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I met the king of bull$#!++ers today!!

threewood

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Omg, I have heard stories but it finally happened to me.

I pulled into a gas station to fuel up the GTX after work. Silver F150 pulls in behind me, he gets out walks right up and asks if he can walk around and look at the car as he has a 1969 Superbee, original B5 blue. Sure thing.

Well he starts going on about him buying the car a few years ago for $12k from a guy at a local car show because the guy lost a bunch of money at the casino. All original, use to have a hemi but he liked the 440 better.....bored over and possibly stroked....and the one in his car put down over 600hp to the wheels.....um huh.......he also mentions that he is running the factory carburetor lol. No rust original interior.

He goes on about how he races out in the counties and no one has touched him. His car can pull the front wheels off the line lmao. He has been looking into putting a supercharger on it but doesn't want to cut the hood. And he is always breaking the motor mounts.

I pop my hood out of courtesy and he comments that his motor was a super tight fit.....show him mine is also a 440 and fits rather well with headers...he asks again what year mine is....tell him same as his, 1969. I ask if he is local and says he is. I haven't seen his car anywhere and I would notice as there are only 3 b bodies that I have ever seen. And he says he daily drives it. Says he cannot idle it or it gets hot, it runs best at 160 degrees f.

I'm finished fueling, trying to go and tell him I'll see him at the local show this year (MATO) and he says his car won't be there because he doesn't like people picking it apart. And before he leaves he compliments me on the cleanliness of the motor and says his looks bad because the state of CA has to be able to see the engine numbers (he already said he was local AZ) and then mentioned that he blew out the spider gears in his 727 transmission and put a hole in the case and he drove it home like that. Can't get the car to pass CA inspection because of the hole.

I'll be looking for him now :bs::realcrazy:
 
I have a story like this... After installing the Sniper EFI on the 383 Road Runner we were driving it and suddenly it started cutting out. So we pull over into a country gas station and suddenly there are 5 people surrounding me while trying to figure out why it was cutting out. Turns out coil wasn't getting enough power. Anyhow this shirtless Potbellied old redneck comes over and says he too had a RR back in the day. He says They never made a vinyl top roadrunner and it wasn't right on the Road Runner. I was like Ummm this was and is a true vinyl top car. Well, I let him stew on that. Anyhow then he starts talking about having a 440 and 2 383 engines at his house along with TONS of Mopar stuff. So at this point I was looking for an engine to build so I asked him for his number so I could come check out his parts. So he writes it down and hands it to me. A few days go by I give him a call and ask when would be a good time to come look at the engines and parts he has. Suddenly he sold it all to his son. Hummmm....
 
I think you did the right thing - just humour them.
I never give them a hard time in case they get aggressive.
The guy may be a dick but they can still cause problems for you.
 
Lol, thanks for the comments. I'm a pretty laid back guy and have always been cool to people wanting to look at my car. I actually got some humor out of listening to him talk. He knew enough about Mopars it seems but he was full of it with his story. The spider gears in the 727 almost had me chuckling....so, you drove it home like that?! Hahaha!
 
there are no inspection in calif , and no reason for anyone at dmv or chp to look at motor #'s . live here all my life . many cars n p/us in my heard . hope you had boots on , lol .

My boots were on alright! So were his lmao!!!
 
Yeah....

"because the state of CA has to be able to see the engine numbers (he already said he was local AZ) and then mentioned that he blew out the spider gears in his 727 transmission and put a hole in the case and he drove it home like that. Can't get the car to pass CA inspection because of the hole."
 
@BeepBeepRR
I've ran into a few of those guys that have hemis, 440's and car parts that seem to all disappear when you say you're interested.
 
Yeah....

"because the state of CA has to be able to see the engine numbers (he already said he was local AZ) and then mentioned that he blew out the spider gears in his 727 transmission and put a hole in the case and he drove it home like that. Can't get the car to pass CA inspection because of the hole."

He was a live one :)
 
I wonder if these guys react this way because they get excited and temporarily lose their minds. Maybe it is similar to how many of us respond when we encounter a really pretty woman. I know that when I was single, I'd blurt out some stupid ****! I didn't mean to say it, I got nervous and the words just came out. Being married, I feel no anxiety now around pretty women. I can talk to them without looking like an idiot.
What do you think of my theory ?
 
Mines gotta 383 hemi and turbo 727 trans. it will pull the front wheels with a 3/4 race cam.
 
at least he showed interest
I will amuse myself with them if I have the time
remember there is always one around somewhere..
a neighbor brought by a "car guy" a couple of weeks ago
to see what we were working on.
when the guy started talking he was some kind of expert mechanic
who played with all kinds of stuff.
I showed him a few things we were doing
by the time he left
he was asking for help..
 
I wonder if these guys react this way because they get excited and temporarily lose their minds. Maybe it is similar to how many of us respond when we encounter a really pretty woman. I know that when I was single, I'd blurt out some stupid ****! I didn't mean to say it, I got nervous and the words just came out. Being married, I feel no anxiety now around pretty women. I can talk to them without looking like an idiot.
What do you think of my theory ?
Absolutely. He knew enough about Mopars but his stories were Uncle Rico off the wall. I screw some details up too when people ask me. Heck, I built the whole thing in my garage so i should know what I'm talking about.
Mines gotta 383 hemi and turbo 727 trans. it will pull the front wheels with a 3/4 race cam.
I heard the 3/4 race can a few weeks ago from my gf's dad. I didn't know wtf he was talking about so I gave him the lift and duration specs lol.
 
I wonder if these guys react this way because they get excited and temporarily lose their minds. Maybe it is similar to how many of us respond when we encounter a really pretty woman. I know that when I was single, I'd blurt out some stupid ****! I didn't mean to say it, I got nervous and the words just came out. Being married, I feel no anxiety now around pretty women. I can talk to them without looking like an idiot.
What do you think of my theory ?
Not sure but didn't notice any boners..
 
Mines gotta 383 hemi and turbo 727 trans. it will pull the front wheels with a 3/4 race cam.

In the last millennia, I read a car mag write up where they put hemi heads on a 383. They notched the block and welded in tubing cut on an angle to make a path for the push rods.
 
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