I should be in a mental asylum.

[drobertson]

What really happens at parties.

 

[Kern Dog]

That song is a classic.
When I was working this job 2 years ago, the drive was 1hr 45 minutes in the morning and often 2 1/2 hours coming home.
I'd get sleepy in the morning and sing that song to myself over and over to keep me awake.
People say YO Humpty, your really funny lookin', Thats AAaaa-ite cuz I get things cookin'....
Yeah, I'm 51 but I don't act like it.

 

[polywideblock]

hope you didn't dance around without your pants

 

[Kern Dog]

I wonder if his nose is big like a pickle...?

 

[drobertson]

I always thought my nose was normal.

I wonder if his nose is big like a pickle...?

 

[Kern Dog]

If you walk into a wall and hit your nose before your dick, you need a nose job.

 

[drobertson]

Had my pants rolled all the way up, and forgot I had my car keys in my jacket pocket making things look bad.

If you walk into a wall and hit your nose before your dick, you need a nose job.

 

[khryslerkid]

They just started running this commercial