I want a raise...

[Joeychgo]

The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset.

She asked, "Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Helen: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Helen: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Helen: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Helen: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Helen: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

 

[MarPar]

:sHa_dielaughing2::sHa_dielaughing2::sHa_dielaughing2::sHa_dielaughing2::sHa_dielaughing2:

 

[satman72]

That's funny!!!

 

[Kernel Sanders]

Bahahahahaha!

 

[daredevil]

hahaha that was a good un

 

[Cranky]

Oldie but a goodie! Raise ya up off yer *** and put ya ta work!!

 

[YY1]

He doesn't post too often, but when he does, he makes in count.

 

[satman72]

But Joey ain't gettin' a raise unless he wants to be the maid:tongueflap:

 

[sublimegtx]

lol :laughing6:

 

[satman72]

Aw Hell, I changed my mind. I just saw this picture;