A Wonderful Wife!!!

[cr8crshr]

Mark and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.
Mark says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering…have you ever cheated on me?”
Becky replies, “Oh Mark, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…”
“Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please…”
“Well, all right. Yes, three times…” she admitted.
“Three? Well, when were they?” he asked.
“Well, Mark, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start your own business and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?”
“Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, for doing such a thing for me. So, when was number two?” he asked.
“Well, Mark, remember when you had that last heart attack and you needed that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?” she said.
“I can’t believe it! Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life. I couldn’t have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me. I couldn’t be more moved. So, all right then, when was number three?” he asked, racking his brain.
“Well, Mark, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?”

cr8crshr/Bill

 

[Bob Lynch]

Reminds me of this one:
Al, Ron, Mike and Bill were playing golf at the club as they always did an Sat. mornings.
On the 10th Tee Box, Al was standing by the fence, staring at the street with
his hat off and holding it over his heart, watching a long funeral procession go by.
Ron, said, "Al, it's your turn to tee off, what the heck are you doing?"
Al turns and says, "We'd been married 45 years today".