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IRISH OBITUARY

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Woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.


The editor informs her that there is a charge of $1 per word.


She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well then, let it read: "Jerry O’Malley Died.”


Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all Obituaries.


She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, in that case, let it read:


Jerry O'Malley Died ... golf clubs For Sale
 
Woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.


The editor informs her that there is a charge of $1 per word.


She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well then, let it read: "Jerry O’Malley Died.”


Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all Obituaries.


She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, in that case, let it read:


Jerry O'Malley Died ... golf clubs For Sale

Are the clubs right or left handed clubs ? ?
 
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