It’s Chuck Norris birthday

[Pops1967GTX]

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

 

[Richard Cranium]

His birthday was on the 10th. He's 83 now.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

His birthday was on the 10th. He's 83 now.

 

[khryslerkid]

 

[Budnicks]

Happy Birthday Chuck

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[AR67GTX]

He’s probably still a whole lot more limber than me. Happy Birthday Chuck.

 

[66/440]

I waved as I drove past his place yesterday afternoon!

 

[beanhead]

 

[beanhead]

Parents....you know what I'm talkin' bout lol

 

[khryslerkid]

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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

I'm watching The Expendables 2 now on TruReal. He just said this. Pretty good cast!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Dave6T4]

Did you hear about Chuck Norris Toilet Paper?
It's rough! It's tough! And it don't take no $hit off nobody!

 

[Mackman]

When the Boogie-Man goes to bed at night he checks under the bed for Chuck Norris.

 

[Mackman]

Chuck went to a women’s lib rally. He left with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.

 

[DeltaV]

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

 

[Detective D]

 

[Detective D]

There was once a street named after Chuck Norris.
They had to change it though.
No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

They tried to put Chuck Norris on Mt. Rushmore. But the granite was not tough enough for his beard.

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2, because no one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, it shatters. Because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

The quickest way to a man's heart is Chuck Norris' fist.

 

[Detective D]

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong, was when he thought he made a mistake.

 

[alsant]

When chuck Norris wants an egg he cracks a chicken open !