Wingfoot
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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son came home unexpectedly, sees them together in bed and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. Minutes later, the woman’s husband also came home unexpectedly. She leads her lover to the closet not realizing her son is hiding in there.
The little boy says, ”It’s dark in here.”
The man replies, ”Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball.”
Man – “That’s nice.”
Boy – “Want to buy it?”
Man – “No, thanks.”
Boy – “My daddy’s outside.”
Man – “OK, how much?”
Boy – “$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens that the boy and the lover are in the closet together once again.
Boy – “It’s dark in here.”
Man – “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
“How much?”
Boy – “$750.”
Man – “Fine.”
A few days later, the dad says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and play a game of catch.”
The boy says, “I can’t. I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The dad asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy – “$1,000”
The dad says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost.
I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the dad makes the little boy sit in the confession booth. The dad closes the door.
The little boy says, ”It’s dark in here.”
The man replies, ”Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball.”
Man – “That’s nice.”
Boy – “Want to buy it?”
Man – “No, thanks.”
Boy – “My daddy’s outside.”
Man – “OK, how much?”
Boy – “$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens that the boy and the lover are in the closet together once again.
Boy – “It’s dark in here.”
Man – “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
“How much?”
Boy – “$750.”
Man – “Fine.”
A few days later, the dad says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and play a game of catch.”
The boy says, “I can’t. I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The dad asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy – “$1,000”
The dad says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost.
I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the dad makes the little boy sit in the confession booth. The dad closes the door.
The boy says, “It’s dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that with me again!”
The priest says, “Don’t start that with me again!”
