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I've always wondered.................

Richard Cranium

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I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Houston Church , I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.........I sat down and Sharpton came up to me.

I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.
He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.
After the sermon I stepped outside and, lo and behold, my car had been stolen!
 
I am going to steal your joke ! It is a good one!!!................................MO
 
I like it!
 
Brilliant...thanks. :rolling::rolling::rolling:
 
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