Jewish tie salesman

[DeltaV]

A fleeing ISIS terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding
Through the Iraq desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very
frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack,
selling ties.
The ISIS terrorist asked "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
They are only $5."
The ISIS terrorist shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such
An over-priced western adornment; I spit on your ties. I NEED WATER!"
"Pahh!!! A curst on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny
little neck and choke the life out of you, but I must conserve my energy and
find water!"


"Okay" said the little old Jewish man. "It does not matter that you
Do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and
call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you
continue over the hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a
restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go
in Peace."
Cursing him again, the desperate ISIS terrorist staggered away over the hill.


Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead and gasped, "They won't
let me in without a tie!

 

[GetX'd]

You come up with some good ones Delta

 

[ws27]

I hope the price went up.

 

[MarPar]

 

[Car Nut]

 

[Ron H]

Used to have to wear ties; I do now about once a year or two. I will sell them for 5 bucks each...or volume discount as I have a couple dozen...you got that old tie salesman's address? lol..

 

[eldubb440]

what's a tie?

 

[Ron H]

I get a kick out of the old shows and movies where every guy was in a tie; Ward Clever and Ozzie Nelson were home relaxing on the sofa wearing a tie...cutting the lawn in a tie...all the good and bad guys...didn't matter had to have a tie on. It was 90 degrees when Dillinger was gunned down; but doggoneit he went down with a tie on! Went to a ball game wore a tie...suit and Fedora...my mom would say how nice I looked with a tie on and wished guys still wore Fedoras. And she would say I looked like a bum when wearing a shabby t-short and I'd say "...but ma I've been working in my garage!" She had a great sense of humor though so I asked her one time "Ma I have to go take a dump, should I wear my red or blue tie?"

 

[eldubb440]

ok...... I actually do know what a tie is...... but WTF is a fedora?

 

[Ron H]

The typical brim hats you see in the old movies the front part of the brim turned downward...google you'll see them.

 

[eldubb440]

lol..... I was thinking sweater vest!

 

[Ron H]

I don't know how people back when dealt with wearing a suit tie and stuff during hot months and no A/C and no deodorant suppose you get used to whatever...

 

[Bb70charger500]

fedora is now a hipster thing !