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Johnny: Summer vacation

scotts74birds

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Johnnys mom was tired of him being underfoot all summer, so she told him to go over to the construction site and watch them build the new houses. He was gone all day, and returned home at dinnertime. Mom asked if he had fun. He had! She asked what he learned. Johnny proudly told her. "First, you need to get the damn prints out and find out if any of these ******** can read!" "Then if the cement guy can get his head out of his ***, we can get this slab poured". "The door didnt fit so they had to shim the cocksucker". "It was still off a cunt-hair, so the douche-bags had to come back and do it again!". "Damn scabs". "And if the plumber aint done tonight, he's getting a foot in his ***!"
Johnnys mom was floored! "Young man...go to your room until your father gets home!", she said. When his father arrived home, mom told him to tell him what he had said. Johnny once again repeated what he had learned. His father was enraged, and told him to go out to the willow tree and cut him a switch. Johnny thought for a second, and said "****-you! Thats the electricians job!"
 
Mom should not ask the question if she can't afford the answer. Good job Johnny!
 
I heard that joke years ago but it never gets old!!! I guess you would have to be in the trades to 'get it'.

Good one.
 
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