Who in the hell is Larry?
Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his
wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in
disgust.
"Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar
bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I
like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my
hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is in the St Vincents Hospital, Darlinghurst, Critical Care Unit, Room 233
Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his
wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"
Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in
disgust.
"Why on earth would a Certified Public Accountant get a hundred dollar
bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I
like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my
hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is in the St Vincents Hospital, Darlinghurst, Critical Care Unit, Room 233
