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Lawn mower

bm02tj

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of a clever way to make her point.


When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."


The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp
 
Good one...
 
Not far off the truth.... I wouldn't do that. To my wife
 
No lie I gave my wife a pair of scissors and told her to go trim the hedges she was out side for hours it was great she still trims them with a pair of scissors
Can't fix stupid I guess
 
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