62savoyguy2
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A teacher in school was teaching her students about stories that had morals. The teacher asked the class if anyone had a story that had a moral to it and little Jane raised her hand. "Tell us your story Jane" said the teacher. Little Jane started " My sister and I live near a farm and sometime our mother gives us money to get some eggs". "The other day we stopped and my sister was carrying the eggs and slipped and fell and broke all the eggs". The teacher said "very good Jane, the moral is do not put all your eggs in one basket". Now little Johnny raises his hand....Teacher says "Johnny, do you have a story with a moral to it"? "Yes teacher I do". Johnny starts " my old man was in WW2, the big one, and got detached from his unit and ended up on an enemy island with a bottle of booze, a rifle with 2 bullets and a knife" "My God Johnny, what happened"? " Well, 6 enemy guys came to try to capture him so he drank the bottle of booze, killed 2 men with the 2 bullets in the gun, killed 2 more with the knife and killed the last 2 with his bare hands". "Well that is a good story Johnny, but is the moral to it"? Johnny says " Don't **** with my old man when he has been drinking"!!!!
