Little Johnny

[oldbee]

Great one ranger- now what was the one with the train in the front room? And mom in the kitchen I think.

 

[Ranger16]

A mother was working in the kitchen and little Johnny was playing in his
room with a train. When his train was pulling to a stop, she heard him
saying:

"All of you sons of ******* who want to get off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of ******* who are
returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause we're
going down the tracks!"
The mother went into the living room and told little Johnny, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now go to your room and stay there for TWO
HOURS. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train, but
only if you use nice language."

Two hours later, little Johnny came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All
passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your
trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears
little Johnny continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow
all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the
train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us
today."

Then, little Johnny added, "And for those of you who are pissed off about the
TWO HOUR delay, see the bitch in the kitchen."