Little Johnny

[khryslerkid]

The teacher draws a picture on the chalk board of a fence with five birds perched on it. Then asks the class "If you would shoot one bird off of the fence, how many would you have remaining?"
Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher says "Ok Johnny, what's your answer?"
Little Johnny replies "None!"
The teacher asks "How do you come up with none?"
Little Johnny replies " When the gun goes off you might hit one but the noise will scare the others away, so there will be none!
"Well" the teacher says "I like the way you think but thats not the answer that I am looking for. The answer would be four."
Little Johnny says "I have one for you teacher!
If there were three women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones and one was licking hers and one was sucking hers and the other was biting hers, which one is married?"
"Well" replied the teacher "I guess the one sucking hers."
"No" said Little Johnny "The one with the wedding band but I like the way you think!"

 

[Al K]

Gotta love the "Little Johnny: jokes. I wonder;if this were YOUR kid,would you be proud or appalled at this behavior? I guess it depends how much of ourselves is reflected in ol' LJ.

 

[moparstuart]

:rolling: