idrivemopar
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Little Johnny went to the drug store with his father one day and while walking down an isle, little Johnny sees a rack of condoms and asked his father what they were for.
His father says "Johnny, those are condoms and are for couples safety when they have sex"
"Oh Ok", little Johnny says, "But why are they in packages of three?"
The Father says, "Those are for high school students, and one is for Thursday night, one for Friday Night, and one for Saturday night!"
"Oh Ok" Johnny says, "Then whey are there packages of six?"
The Father says "Those are for college students, and two are for Thursday night, two for Friday night, and two for Saturday night!"
"Oh Ok" Johnny says, "Then whey are there packages of twelve?"
The Father says "Those are for married guys like your father, and there is one for January, one for February, one for March, One for........."
His father says "Johnny, those are condoms and are for couples safety when they have sex"
"Oh Ok", little Johnny says, "But why are they in packages of three?"
The Father says, "Those are for high school students, and one is for Thursday night, one for Friday Night, and one for Saturday night!"
"Oh Ok" Johnny says, "Then whey are there packages of six?"
The Father says "Those are for college students, and two are for Thursday night, two for Friday night, and two for Saturday night!"
"Oh Ok" Johnny says, "Then whey are there packages of twelve?"
The Father says "Those are for married guys like your father, and there is one for January, one for February, one for March, One for........."