shag766
Well-Known Member
Becoming an Irishman
Permalink
8 year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. "What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Patrick."
Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now, my name is Patrick".
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the **** out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the sh!t out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Patrick"? she asked. "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fuking Arabs.":eusa_clap:
Permalink
8 year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school. "What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Patrick."
Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now, my name is Patrick".
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the **** out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the sh!t out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Patrick"? she asked. "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fuking Arabs.":eusa_clap:
