marriage

[moparstuart]

Marriage is like a deck of cards....................



In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end ..............



you'll wish you had a f____ing club and a spade.....

 

[Revhendo]

Marriage is a three ring circus
The engagement ring
The wedding ring
and the suffering.
-Lou Costello-

 

[moparstuart]

Marriage is a three ring circus
The engagement ring
The wedding ring
and the suffering.
-Lou Costello-

nice

 

[Al K]

The shortest sentence in the English language is "I am"

The longest sentence is "I do":eusa_boohoo:

 

[Redpolara]

I guess if you were married for long enough, death wouldn't seem so disapointing.

 

[72Satellite440]

Well I know everything changes when the day comes but heres hoping she says I will- Wish me luck guys

 

[Satellite65]

You know why husbands always die first?

Because they want to.

 

[scotts74birds]

They say 50% of all married people ARE happy.....The other half are men.:icon_hang:
Whats the difference between in-laws, and outlaws? At least outlaws are WANTED!
If I was smart, I would have married one of the fat chicks that liked me. At least they and their families had money. Instead I married the broke-*** hot chick, and her broke-assed family. Now I'm broke too cause of them.

 

[Redpolara]

Marriage is like a deck of cards....................



In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end ..............



you'll wish you had a f____ing club and a spade.....

The only thing left then is the "Dirt nap with a bag of lime", definately alot cleaner than a woodchipper,either method will improve the condition of your lawn and plants......so i'm told.

 

[1968_Roadrunner]

Ha ha ha! Funny stuff. 14 years for me!

 

[erslageorge]

HAHAHA........ WHAT a taunt. 50 % married people are happy and other are MEN.. )
My grandpa always says " every man must do marriage, because happiness is not the only thing in life ..

 

[scotts74birds]

I think there SHOULD be gay marriage! Why should they be happier than the rest of us!

 

[Al K]

I think there SHOULD be gay marriage! Why should they be happier than the rest of us!

Now,that's funny! Let everyone wallow in the misery! That's why the gf and I stay that way(unmarried with cats);we've each been through the Big D(and I don't mean Detroit) twice. This way the door may be closed,but remains unlocked.