MEMBERS OF MIDGET CRIME GANG SUSPECTED OF 55 BREAK-INS

[Richard Cranium]

Friggin' midgets!!!



MEMBERS OF MIDGET CRIME GANG SUSPECTED OF 55 BREAK-INS

Boston, MA | Three members of the so-called ‘Irish mob midgets’, a Boston-based criminal organization composed of people of short stature, have been arrested this morning reports the Boston Chronicle.

Security camera footage show the three suspects during a home break-in in which the intruders entered the house through the pet door.

Authorities also believe the crime organization could be behind 55 other similar break-ins in the region.

” They found a criminal use to their small-sized bodies and used them to break-in through chimneys, pet doors and small open windows ”

According to the Boston Police Department, the perpetrators crawled through pet doors, chimneys and small open windows to burglarize many homes in the area

Although the Irish mob midgets officially describe themselves as a “non-profit motorcycle enthusiast group for small people of the Boston area”, several high-profile members of the organization have been arrested in the past years on charges of drug-trafficking, arson and aggravated assault.




https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/boston-members-of-midget-crime-gang-suspected-of-55-break-ins/

After looking at their mugs, this comes to mind...

 

[Speedbird]

Leprechauns.
Guess their luck ran out.
Lucky Charms are magically delicious.

 

[ws23jrt]

These little folks have been living under the radar and breeding.
Randy Newman even made a song about their being no place for short people.

I personally like them and having one for a pet would be great.

Moving forward in this "politically correct" world needs more attention to -play- and enjoying life than trashing everything that is said as being evil or wrong.

When do we grow up? Or do we ever --as a group?

 

[BeeKool]

My gf watches some reality show with a bunch of midget women, pure garbage. But two of them are hot.

 

[GetX'd]

Little people - you just can't trust them. Especially in South Boston

 

[khryslerkid]

I guess they have been "hiding under the radar"

 

[kiwigtx]

Little people - you just can't trust them. Especially in South Boston

And they're always sticking their noses into other people's business.

 

[ws23jrt]

Little people - you just can't trust them. Especially in South Boston

When looking -up- into a persons eyes when chatting--does that feel different than looking down?

 

[ws23jrt]

And they're always sticking their noses into other people's business.

Just like what we do.

 

[khryslerkid]

 

[ws23jrt]

I recall an interview with a big guy and a miget wife.
The news guy was compelled to ask about sex.
He asked--how do you have sex.
She said--He puts his penis in my vagina.--

 

[Habib]

Did you Guy's hear about the Gay Midget that came out of the Cubbert?

 

[tnfastback]

What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula?.......Cocksucker!
What do you call a midget with 3 legs?.......*****.
What do you call a poor midget?.......Short changed.

 

[Moparsmitty]

I guess they have been "hiding under the radar"

I guess that's where the phrase "small time criminals" came from.

 

[69a100]

I guess they have been "hiding under the radar"

Or behind a pile of dog$h!t.

 

[WileE]

Small-time operators. They can only be charged with petty larceny.

 

[BeeKool]

Anybody else wonder how many midgets can fit in the trunk of a 70' Coronet?
The trunk of my car is huge. I bet at least 9 comfortably.
I'm sure all 68-70 B bodies have the same trunk size, right?

 

[fwi]

They will probably get a "reduced" sentence!

 

[ws23jrt]

Hope they don't get "short" with the judge and plead height discrimination.

BTW those of us that live in a world of cleavage are missing out on the other world of wonders.---The "up skirt" land of plenty.

 

[ws27]

They will probably get a "reduced" sentence!

If they don't get a reduced sentence at first, they may qualify for a shortened one later on.