Met an older woman at the bar

[Pistol Pete]

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,
and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that? I asked

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'
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[Runner 68]

I shouldn't read stuff like this right after dinner.
I just puked in my mouth.

 

[snakeoil24]

Man thats nasty

 

[MarPar]

LMAO Pete...you never disappoint

 

[satman72]

That's sick! But surprisingly, I'm somewhat turned on!:icon_winkle:

 

[WileE]

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'... and don't bother putting your dentures back in "
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[69Bee]

:icon_eek:

 

[ma mopar nutz]

:head_smack:

 

[mike71ssp]

u guys kill me! FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN LEAVING MOTEL ROOM?

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View attachment 216056 my wife can't go scuba diving this year???

 

[Cranky]

Oldie but still a goodie lol

 

[super-bee_ski]

Excellent...

 

[mr. b]

that was sick but funny