Hemi 354
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- Highland Village, Texas
I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my *** and said, "You're kind of cute you gotta phone number?”
I said, "Yea you gotta pen?" She said "Yea", I got a pen”. I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you".
That cost me 6 stitches
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my *** and said, "You're kind of cute you gotta phone number?”
I said, "Yea you gotta pen?" She said "Yea", I got a pen”. I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you".
That cost me 6 stitches
