65RoadRacer
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So Cinderella was slaving away and cleaning the house when she saw an envelope come through the mail slot. She grabbed it and noticed it was addressed to her three sisters, and decided to snoop.
She was devastated! Her three, mean and grouchy sisters got invited to the big party and she didn't get an invite. She was about as furious as she could get, being left out yet again.
Just then, her Fairy Godmother appeared and asked Cinderella what she was fussing about, and Cinderella told her the story. "I never get invited, they always do... and I'm the one who works the hardest."
"Okay, Cindy, I hear you. You want to go to the party, I'll make an invite happen if you'll just stop your whining. Name any three things you want and they're yours."
Cinderella thought about it. "Well, I'll need a cool dress and matching shoes, something really nice," she said.
"Okay Cindy, the dress and shoes are in your closet. What else? You have one more choice," Fairy Godmother told her through a weary voice.
"Well, there is one thing," Cinderella said. "All my sisters have diaphragms, and I don't have one. Can I have a diaphragm as my final choice?"
Fairy Godmother thought about it for a minute, and she finally responded. "Alright, Cindy. I'll let you have a diaphragm but on one condition: you need to be home by midnight, or it turns into a pumpkin."
Cinderella protested, but Fairy Godmother told her, "That's the deal, take it or leave it."
Cinderella took the deal and headed out to the party. Fairy Godmother sat around with her Jack and Coke and got a little hammered waiting for Cinderella to come home. She watched the clock... finally midnight rolled around and Cinderella didn't make it home. One AM, two...she was no show. Finally about 2:45 AM Cinderella comes strolling in. Her hair was tangled, her dress was a disaster - all torn up and dirty - and she was a complete mess.
"Cinderella! We had a deal. You were supposed to be home by midnight, just look at you! Where the hell have you been?!?," Fairy Godmother yelled at her, wondering how she could even walk given their agreement.
"Oh, hi... sorry I'm late," Cinderella said. "I had a great time at the party and just lost track of time. I met this wonderful guy ... I can't even remember his name. I think it was Peter Peter.... something.. I don't know."
She was devastated! Her three, mean and grouchy sisters got invited to the big party and she didn't get an invite. She was about as furious as she could get, being left out yet again.
Just then, her Fairy Godmother appeared and asked Cinderella what she was fussing about, and Cinderella told her the story. "I never get invited, they always do... and I'm the one who works the hardest."
"Okay, Cindy, I hear you. You want to go to the party, I'll make an invite happen if you'll just stop your whining. Name any three things you want and they're yours."
Cinderella thought about it. "Well, I'll need a cool dress and matching shoes, something really nice," she said.
"Okay Cindy, the dress and shoes are in your closet. What else? You have one more choice," Fairy Godmother told her through a weary voice.
"Well, there is one thing," Cinderella said. "All my sisters have diaphragms, and I don't have one. Can I have a diaphragm as my final choice?"
Fairy Godmother thought about it for a minute, and she finally responded. "Alright, Cindy. I'll let you have a diaphragm but on one condition: you need to be home by midnight, or it turns into a pumpkin."
Cinderella protested, but Fairy Godmother told her, "That's the deal, take it or leave it."
Cinderella took the deal and headed out to the party. Fairy Godmother sat around with her Jack and Coke and got a little hammered waiting for Cinderella to come home. She watched the clock... finally midnight rolled around and Cinderella didn't make it home. One AM, two...she was no show. Finally about 2:45 AM Cinderella comes strolling in. Her hair was tangled, her dress was a disaster - all torn up and dirty - and she was a complete mess.
"Cinderella! We had a deal. You were supposed to be home by midnight, just look at you! Where the hell have you been?!?," Fairy Godmother yelled at her, wondering how she could even walk given their agreement.
"Oh, hi... sorry I'm late," Cinderella said. "I had a great time at the party and just lost track of time. I met this wonderful guy ... I can't even remember his name. I think it was Peter Peter.... something.. I don't know."
