Must have been a crappy job....

[Richard Cranium]

Woman arrested for defecating on boss’ desk after winning the lottery


https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/25/woman-arrested-for-defecating-on-boss-desk-after-winning-the-lottery/?fbclid=IwAR37ZLkhGtvW6xKF8elWedhN5figbztbCsb4IpqaTC8TqwLUzqwbCHaorfI

 

[Budnicks]

 

[Don selleck]

that's shitty of her to do that.

 

[69a100]

Obviously satire, should be in the funny pages. Still funny!

 

[Slap Stick]

I guess she figured it was time for the boss to take crap from her!

 

[1 Wild R/T]

Well Crap!!

 

[66383]

Dung it all!

 

[kiwigtx]

In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”

The reporter who wrote that has been watching too much "Southpark" ....mmmmmkay.

I vote for an elongated Number 4.