waroc
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:headbang: a guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey and orders a drink. While he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping around eating everything in sight. First, the monkey grabs some olives and gobbles them down. Then he finds some lemons and eats them up, them the monkey leaps on the pool table, snatches up the cue ball and swallows it down...whole ! The bartender yells at the guy drinking at the bar..."hey fella, your dang monkey just ate my cue ball off the pool table"."yeah" the guy says " it doesnt suprise me that stupid monkey eats eveything in sight. Dont worry, ill pay for everything". So the guy finishes his drink, pays his bill and leaves.
About 2 weeks later, the guy walks into the bar with his pet monkey and orders a drink. While the guy is drinking, the monkey, once again starts jumping around . The monkey finds a cherry on the bar, he looks at it, sticks it in his butt, pulls it out then eats it. The bartender, disgusted yells at the guy " hey, did you see what that blasted monkey just did ?" The guy replies"No, what did he do ?" The bartender says "that monkey of yours stole a cherry off the bar, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out and ate it. Thats nasty "."that doesnt suprise me. he still eats everything in sight, but every since he ate that damn cue ball, he measures everything first...":3gears:
About 2 weeks later, the guy walks into the bar with his pet monkey and orders a drink. While the guy is drinking, the monkey, once again starts jumping around . The monkey finds a cherry on the bar, he looks at it, sticks it in his butt, pulls it out then eats it. The bartender, disgusted yells at the guy " hey, did you see what that blasted monkey just did ?" The guy replies"No, what did he do ?" The bartender says "that monkey of yours stole a cherry off the bar, stuck it up his butt, pulled it out and ate it. Thats nasty "."that doesnt suprise me. he still eats everything in sight, but every since he ate that damn cue ball, he measures everything first...":3gears:
