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My next life

SCredneck

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I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several
years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're
too young to work.
So then, you go to college, then high school: play sports, date, drink, and
party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged
Keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
Conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.
 
Either way between death and birth, or birth and death, you spending begining and end of that time peeing your pants and not really caring.
 
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