My Only Day of Employment after Retirement

[cr8crshr]

I retired from my long successful career, but became bored. I decided to accept a low-paid but stress-free job as a greeter at the local home improvement store. After landing my new job as a greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day .
Here is my story...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, and inappropriately dressed woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome." I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling at the children just long enough to say to me, "Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s only 5. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just ******* stupid?"

I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam... I just couldn't believe someone would **** you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping with us".

My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

cr8crshr/Tuck

 

[1967coronet440]

Wow, that's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

 

[MarPar]

oldie but a goodie. thanks for the laugh, Tuck! lol

 

[super-bee_ski]

Yeah, you got me on that one "Tuck"
I believed it at first...till the punch line
I read it to the guys on my Team here at "Eddies sand lot"
EVERYONE laughed loudly!
Good one!

 

[CHARGERSTEVEN]

Come on ,tell the truth you had a eye for her n did you get a phone number

 

[GetX'd]

That's a good one ... I'll bet you asked her for her number then.... cmon admit it

 

[Goldwing1800]

I retired from my long successful career, but became bored. I decided to accept a low-paid but stress-free job as a greeter at the local home improvement store. After landing my new job as a greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day .
Here is my story...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, and inappropriately dressed woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome." I then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling at the children just long enough to say to me, "Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s only 5. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just ******* stupid?"

I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam... I just couldn't believe someone would **** you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping with us".

My Supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

cr8crshr/Tuck

 

[Goldwing1800]

I like it!!!