waroc
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- May 22, 2010
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- Location
- Illinois / Wisconsin border
( i hope this ain't too bad...)
:headbang: A new hooker had just finished her first trick. She made her way back down to the street where she meets an old hooker who wants to hear all the details of the newbie's first trick... The newbie says "well he was a very tall, muscular and handsome sailor. I told him that a straight lay would cost him a $ 100.00 , but he didn't have that much so then i told him oral sex would be $ 75.00 but he didn't have that much either, so i asked well how much do you have ? He said he only had $ 25.00 and i said for that much, i would only be able to service him by hand. After we got the finances of the matter settled, i told him to take it out of his pants. First i put one hand on it, then i put my other hand on top of that and then i took my first hand off and put it on top of the second hand "." My god " the vet exclaimed " he must have been huge ! What did you do next ?" " well " the newbie said " the first thing i did was loan him $ 75.00 bucks !...":3gears:
:headbang: A new hooker had just finished her first trick. She made her way back down to the street where she meets an old hooker who wants to hear all the details of the newbie's first trick... The newbie says "well he was a very tall, muscular and handsome sailor. I told him that a straight lay would cost him a $ 100.00 , but he didn't have that much so then i told him oral sex would be $ 75.00 but he didn't have that much either, so i asked well how much do you have ? He said he only had $ 25.00 and i said for that much, i would only be able to service him by hand. After we got the finances of the matter settled, i told him to take it out of his pants. First i put one hand on it, then i put my other hand on top of that and then i took my first hand off and put it on top of the second hand "." My god " the vet exclaimed " he must have been huge ! What did you do next ?" " well " the newbie said " the first thing i did was loan him $ 75.00 bucks !...":3gears:
