Not Happy.

[paladin06]

They're not happy in Gaza ...
They're not happy in Egypt ...
They're not happy in Libya ...
They're not happy in Morocco ...
They're not happy in Iran ...
They're not happy in Iraq ...
They're not happy in Yemen ....
They're not happy in Afghanistan ....
They're not happy in Pakistan ...
They're not happy in Syria ...
They're not happy in Lebanon ...

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia ...
They're happy in Canada ...
They're happy in England ...
They're happy in France ...
They're happy in Italy ...
They're happy in Germany ...
They're happy in Sweden ...
They're happy in the USA ...
They're happy in Norway ...
They're happy in Holland ...
They're happy in Denmark ...

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like,
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How damn dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel ****
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
- Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???

Well No **** Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!

 

[snakeyes]

:rolling::rolling::rolling::rolling::icon_thumleft:

 

[67 Power Wagon]

ABSOLUTELY Hilarious!

 

[Car Nut]

:rolling:

 

[Durandal25]

.......well, they do have falafel.

 

[ma mopar nutz]

:icon_thumright::sSig_lol3::sSig_lol3:

 

[67GTX440]

Amen!

 

[Xp29h]

Hilarious!

..... more than 1 wife and the multiple mother in laws! Holy sh#%! That alone is enough to send a guy way over the edge

 

[flyingfarley]

That is hilarious......but oh so accurate....the world has to get rid of these barbaric idiots!!!

 

[69 Charger RT/SE]

I don't understand how they can breed if their wives are covered by black rags, can't shave and smell that bad. Could you even imagine getting near something like that? Much less getting into a bed with it.

 

[snakeoil24]

Let's send them a happy present!

 

[Redhorse719]

:rolling:. They are so obsessed with this religion that the world/family is passing them by.

 

[GetX'd]

You forgot they get 72 virgins when they commit suicide. I imagine there's a reason they're virgins. ALL the reasons your post indicated! They're all fat with beards....! :rev_in_action:

 

[nodust]

They don't have a 62 Plymouth Fury!

 

[Duda]

You have to be the smartest guy in the country. I normally try not to get involved In such a fricking mess of conversation piece but, you are 100% correct with your statement.
You have my vote.

 

[uwss]

Kill them all!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MoparMitch]

You forgot they get 72 virgins when they commit suicide. I imagine there's a reason they're virgins. ALL the reasons your post indicated! They're all fat with beards....! :rev_in_action:

They have been misinformed by Allah. What they actually get is 72 VIRGINIANS. All Convicts at that.

 

[A360]

one of the funniest responses to Islam and their 72 virgins , bit of swearing but very very funny

if you like Billy Connolly !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xwPVgRaROA

 

[khryslerkid]

This is how you find them in your neighborhood!

http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/565914/20140911/social-media-campaign-asks-american-women-walk.htm