Now Ain't That The Truth

[cr8crshr]

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U..S. Customs Agent at the border." May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy." Sure buddy, I hear that every day No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Donald Trump tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other"

"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind." By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent.

"Have a safe trip back to Chicago."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?

"The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."

 

[hanks73340]

 

[Officer Higgins]

That joke was very disrespectful......not using the n-word to describe obama.

 

[oldbee]

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U..S. Customs Agent at the border." May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy." Sure buddy, I hear that every day No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Donald Trump tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other"

"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind." By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent.

"Have a safe trip back to Chicago."

"Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?

"The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."

LMAO, where ya been lately? Ur bro is on constantly trying to cause trouble,lol.

 

[Ironbuilt]

 

[DCCoronet]

That joke was very disrespectful......not using the n-word to describe obama.

What's the F'ing N-word?

 

[Officer Higgins]

Narcissist was what i am referring to.

 

[Ironbuilt]

What's the F'ing N-word?

Hmmmmmmmmm.......Rhymes with bigger and describes Obama to a tee.

 

[Officer Higgins]

WIR

 

[cr8crshr]

LMAO, where ya been lately? Ur bro is on constantly trying to cause trouble,lol.

Just stayin' out of things. I read most everything, but the way the discord surfaces repeatedly, I now choose to remain silent. Getting too old for it. Besides most of my musings are 100% accurate yet some here refuse to admit that. As for my Bro? He ain't tryin' to cause trouble. He calls it like it is and for some they cannot wrap their small heads around it. Sad really now isn't it???cr8crshr/Tuck

 

[DCCoronet]

Thought it was ….. nagger? Like a wife.

 

[oldbee]

Just stayin' out of things. I read most everything, but the way the discord surfaces repeatedly, I now choose to remain silent. Getting too old for it. Besides most of my musings are 100% accurate yet some here refuse to admit that. As for my Bro? He ain't tryin' to cause trouble. He calls it like it is and for some they cannot wrap their small heads around it. Sad really now isn't it???cr8crshr/Tuck

Well, some of us really do love USAF pukes,lol. Semper Fi.