george68hemirr
Well-Known Member
A lil' ol' lady was standing next to a car at a used car lot one night,
when a police officer noticed her looking inside the windows.
Suspicious, he goes over to her and asks,
"You aren't trying to steal that car are you?"
"Good Heavens NO!I bought this car today." she says.
"Then why haven't you driven it home?" he asks.
"Well I don't know how to drive."
Perplexed, the officer then asks,
"Why on Earth did you buy a car then?"
"Well" she replies, "I was told I'd get screwed
If bought a used car from here, so now I'm just waiting!"
when a police officer noticed her looking inside the windows.
Suspicious, he goes over to her and asks,
"You aren't trying to steal that car are you?"
"Good Heavens NO!I bought this car today." she says.
"Then why haven't you driven it home?" he asks.
"Well I don't know how to drive."
Perplexed, the officer then asks,
"Why on Earth did you buy a car then?"
"Well" she replies, "I was told I'd get screwed
If bought a used car from here, so now I'm just waiting!"
