PC speak

[fwi]

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT. . . .

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' –
She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.'
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' –
She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR
OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' –
She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you –
She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' –
She is a 'LOW-COST PROVIDER.'

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT. . . .
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' –
2. He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' –
He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ***' –
He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants
– It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'

 

[oldbee]

VERY VERY good!!!!!!!!!!!!!