Polish Sausage

[Al K]

All right you Polacks and Poles(of which I am a PROUD member);here's a good one:




>>Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
>>So, the customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
>>
>>The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
>>
>>The guy (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
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>>Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
>>Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
>>
>>Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'
>>
>>If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
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>>The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!"
>>
>>With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?"
>>
>>The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

 

[moparstuart]

:rolling::rolling::rolling:

 

[khryslerkid]

Great Joke! I like the ones that are safe to tell your mother and are real funny. :rolling::rolling::rolling:

 

[iraqivet01]

Silly, Everyone all my Polish relative's know to go Lowe's.

 

[Al K]

Silly, Everyone all my Polish relative's know to go Lowe's.

Better quality sausage there,eh?:yes: