polish sausage!!!!!!!!!!

[george68hemirr]

What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days.................

A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

 

[Finallygotmine]

I resemble that remark!!

 

[WileE]

I resemble that remark!!

Nyuk, nyuk... it's amazing, years ago we used to fling ethnic jokes at each other all the time without batting an eyelash, and laughed as we tried to outdo each other. Nowadays, you're a racist if it's about Blacks, or homophobic if it's about gays.

 

[440+6]

That was good, my buddy who I bought my GTX from had a STP sticker on the back window and told everyone it stood for "stop teasing polacks"

 

[WileE]

Back then, we'd tell the girls our STP decal meant we won a Slick, Thick,Prick award. Yeah, I know now it seems hokey, but you'd try anything.

 

[Budnicks]

good joke

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it's a damn Liberals PC world today, everyone gets offended so easy, even by something stupid... even simple jokes it seems