An 18 year old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting and crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the Mercedes and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath 2 retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami, and a $1,000,000 bank account."
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores, and a $25,000,000 bank account.
"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do, what do you suggest?" the man says.
All choked up at this point, the mother, who had remained silent until now, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him...
"You'll try again, right?"
Shouting and crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the Mercedes and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath 2 retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami, and a $1,000,000 bank account."
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores, and a $25,000,000 bank account.
"However, if there is a miscarriage, I'm not sure what to do, what do you suggest?" the man says.
All choked up at this point, the mother, who had remained silent until now, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him...
"You'll try again, right?"















