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With a very seductive voice the wife asked her husband,

"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse,

and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra

and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.


She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively

reached into her tight, sheer panties and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with

anticipation.


"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited,

to which she replied...




"Go look in the garage."
 
Wonderfull joke !
Thanks, I need that one....

PS: I love Coronets!
PSS: Make it a 70 R/T 4-speed with a 6-pack please...uh..yes, that will be a V-code sir"
 
I would really be in trouble, No piece of *** is worth 50,000.00 but My cars are worth way more and they don't complain about anything or have any head aches.
 
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