QUOTES

[khryslerkid]

"I'm overdrawn at the Blood Bank!"

Count Dracula

 

[RonnieLongball]

“The Duke boys were feelin lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut”
- Waylon

“Been drinkin boy? You’re shakin like a dog shittin carpet tacks”
- Grandpa Irv

 

[DeltaV]

“What kind of freak is man? What a novelty he is, how absurd he is, how chaotic and what a mass of contradictions, and yet what a prodigy! He is judge of all things, yet a feeble worm. He is repository of truth, and yet sinks into such doubt and error. He is the glory and the scum of the universe!”
- Blaise Pascal, French mathematician & philosopher

 

[DeltaV]

"If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered".
- Edgar Allan Poe

 

[Triplegreen500]

"I drank what?" - Socrates

"Do it right or do it over"

"There's three types of rigging - fast, safe, and cheap. You get to pick two." -John Keller, an old crew manager of mine

 

[Don Frelier]

"It doesn't do you any good sitting in the garage"
Don Frelier

 

[SSmoothie]

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[RTDaddy]

"Illegitmati non carborundum." - "Don't let the bastards grind you down." - Gen. Joseph "Vinegar Joe" Stillwell

 

[Duckmanreno]

Just name a hero and I’ll prove he’s a bum.

Pappy Boyington