Republik of Kalifornia Vs Arizona

[69 Runner]

California
>vs. Arizona
>
> Governor
>of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
>coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
>
> California :
>
> #1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi"
> and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
>
> #2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200
> testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.
>
> #3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing
>it for diseases.
>
> #4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases
> from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
>
> #5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct
> a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.
>
> #6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote
> awareness" program for residents of the area.
>
> #7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better
> handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
>
> #8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack
>and for letting the Governor intervene.
>
> #9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.
>
> #10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the
> state.
>
> Arizona :
>
> #1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on
>a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.
>
>
> Any wonder why California is broke????

 

[roadrunnerman]

ain't that the truth:yes:

 

[GTXperience]

On FABO, this was California vs Texas.

http://www.forabodiesonly.com/mopar/showthread.php?t=102108

Either way, if you're jogging with a 4lb Shih Tzu, I guess you better be packing. ;)

BTW: We have do have a few coyotes here locally but the main predator are Mountain Lions.

 

[toniflexen]

we here in Germany have no wildlife predators.
Perhaps a wolf but a lot of wild pigs.
Republik and Kalifornien is a kind of german syntax! :yes:

old hunt pic:

 

[Revhendo]

we here in Germany have no wildlife predators.
Perhaps a wolf but a lot of wild pigs.
Republik and Kalifornien is a kind of german syntax! :yes:

old hunt pic:

So the guy in the brown coat shot a pheasant and then he and his buddy get attacked by a heard of rabid rabbits? (Or Wabid Wabbits for you Fudd fans).:tongueflap:

 

[69 Runner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

 

[moparstuart]

lol

 

[Al K]

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!:tongueflap:

 

[scotts74birds]

Too funny!!! "I think I soiled me armor!" Oh, and by the way, this site is fun! All the Python crap you could want! http://www.intriguing.com/mp/

 

[toniflexen]

Lol, the killer bunny!

 

[djwhog]

SO SPOT ON why I moved 10 years ago from the state and I was a native of 40 years.

sick is it not!

 

[1969CoronetR/T]

we here in Germany have no wildlife predators.
Perhaps a wolf but a lot of wild pigs.
Republik and Kalifornien is a kind of german syntax! :yes:

old hunt pic:

I have two Weimaraners (dogs) that I have read alot about theier history. They were used in Germany, in the republic of Weimar, to hunt large animals until the larger animals became scarce. They were then used for small game and mine are always bringing me rabbits, birds, moles, and squirrels. Most of the time they are dead, but sometimes they will drop them (upon my command) amd the animal will run away...again. I do not hunt, but I read that you have to use them for hunting in Germany.