Sacred cow?

[daytona kid]

A tourist was visiting a small town in India and noticed all the cows wandering the streets. The locals were kind to them as he had heard. Except for one man who he saw kicking one of them in the rear and trying to get it away from his property. He asked the man, "I thought you are supposed to be nice to the cows since they are believed to be reincarnated relatives"? The local man replied, "Yes, but this one was my mother in-law".

 

[khryslerkid]

 

[the mississippi madman]

What do you call a cow that jumps over a barbed wire fence....
Udder destruction

 

[polywideblock]

 

[Lighthorseman]

The "Cow level" of lore...

 

[MarPar]

What do you call a cow that jumps over a barbed wire fence....
Udder destruction

 

[Speedbird]

So the mother in law had to be reincarnated to become a cow?