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Shot my first turkey!!

Cranky

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I'm proud of the fact that I live in the country and shot my first Turkey today. It weighed about 21 lbs. You should have seen the people in Walmart run when they heard my shotgun go off.
 
Ya got me too.
I've had a herd of real turkey's roaming around my yard & the neighbors for a couple months now. They're not too big though, maybe 12-14 lbs. I just scare them out of the street with my Durango, no shotgun needed. LOL
 
I'm proud of the fact that I live in the country and shot my first Turkey today. It weighed about 21 lbs. You should have seen the people in Walmart run when they heard my shotgun go off.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
I'm proud of the fact that I live in the country and shot my first Turkey today. It weighed about 21 lbs. You should have seen the people in Walmart run when they heard my shotgun go off.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Cranky....anyone else, and I wouldn't have believed that story. :D
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Yep, got me too.
Oh and we got tons of those things running wild out here, parading in the front of the house daily....
it's like they know nobody is a threat to them.
 
As all the relatives would have to be spitting pellets into their dinner plates, it would make your big-game story at the Thanksgiving table much more believable.
 
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As all the relatives would have to be spitting pellets into their dinner plates, it would make your big-game story at the Thanksgiving table much more believable.
That reminds me of the guy who was upset with his wife for not being more diligent about getting all the pellets out of the Thanksgiving turkey he shot.
After dinner one of his children screamed in horror while in the bathroom. Dad ran to him to see what was the matter. "What's wrong?" he yelled and his son replied I peed pellets! Moments later he began to scowl at his wife after his daughter also screamed from the bathroom and said she too had peed pellets. When his oldest son came back from the rest room looking dejected his father asked him "what's wrong son, did you pee pellets too?" the young man replied "no, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"
 
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