Snowflake, Republican, or Southerner?

[DeltaV]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.


The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you
are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Snowflake's Answer:


·Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!


·What is a Kimber 1911-A1 cal. .45 ACP?


·Does the man look poor or oppressed?


·Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?


·Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?


·Could we run away?


·What does my wife think?


·What about the kids?


·Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife
out of his hand?


·What does the law say about this situation?


·Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?


·Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send to society and to my children?


·Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?


·Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
just to wound me?


·If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
away while he was stabbing me?


·Should I call 9-1-1?


·Why is this street so deserted?


·We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.


·Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.


·I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and
try to come to a consensus.


·This is all so confusing!



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Republican's Answer:

BANG!


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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You are NOT taking that to a Taxidermist!

 

[Runner 68]

My response would be, "Why in the hell are you carrying a Kimber 1911 and not the real thing?"

 

[Bb70charger500]

Damn it I'm a southerner

 

[BeepBeepRR]

On this same note. I am not posting a direct link to this video. You will have to visit the page then decide if you want to watch the video. WARNING NSFW. With that said here is the link.
Now if you think its safe to let these people walk into this country, then you have a surprise waiting for you. These people do not give a **** about your peaceful agenda. They do not care anything about your comfort living in the USA. What they do care about is their agenda and the fact that they can just walk right in and take that freedom from you. If they would put **** like this on our news stations then maybe, just maybe people might wake the **** up. These people just want to kill you.

 

[BeeKool]

'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

I haven't been able to find Winchester Silver Tips in a long time.

 

[Bb70charger500]

Wife just read it she agrees were southerners

 

[Bb70charger500]

Hmm interesting video not sure how I feel about it yet ,nut sure if I would call that real or not some look real some didn't but hey there just kids there safe to let in right? Any one that likes these kind of people here? You feel OK letting these kids in ?

 

[Runner 68]

Hmm interesting video not sure how I feel about it yet ,nut sure if I would call that real or not some look real some didn't but hey there just kids there safe to let in right? Any one that likes these kind of people here? You feel OK letting these kids in ?

WTF are you babbling about?
Did you take a drink of bong water?

 

[Bb70charger500]

Nope but I take lots of ocys for pain!

 

[Runner 68]

Nope but I take lots of ocys for pain!

At least you're honest.

 

[Bb70charger500]

That I am!

 

[BeepBeepRR]

That is what my point was. There is no cute and innocent any more. While I agree it was hard to determine if the kids were actually taking those lives. However I do believe the people really died. Whether it was at their hands or whether it was at the hands of the people training them I do believe those people were terminated.

Bb70charger500 was talking in relation to the video I posted earlier in the thread.

 

[Xp29h]

Southerner! No question. I didn't have to read the statements below!

 

[not so famous bob]

Southerner! No question. I didn't have to read the statements below!

I`m an okie, and proud of it. would be no thinking about that situation for me. only question would be how fast can I react !!?!!----------------------------sooner born and sooner bred, when I die , I`ll be sooner dead.-------think he`d go first !!LOL

 

[Brandy]

I'm a warrior, he does not have a prayer. I don't need no stinking Kimber either.....