Some Christmas "one liners"......

[super-bee_ski]

What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?
My son's bike.

 

[GITEX]

 

[super-bee_ski]

I wasn't planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung Galaxy phones.

Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year.

 

[GITEX]

Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?

Bend over and I'll show you.

You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.

: I wasn't talking to you.

 

[kiwigtx]

Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year.

....and it's always down the chimney.

 

[kiwigtx]