Adam Nathan
Well-Known Member
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
A married Woman has sued a Hospital stating that, after recent treatment, her Husband had lost interest in sex........
The Doctors replied:
"All we did, was correct his eye sight."
5000 men were asked to complete a survey about what they liked most about oral sex.
2% enjoyed the warmth
5% enjoyed the sensation
93% appreciated the silence
I shoved some purple grapes up my girlfriend's butt during kinky sex last night. She didn't scream or anything...Just let out a little wine!
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
A married Woman has sued a Hospital stating that, after recent treatment, her Husband had lost interest in sex........
The Doctors replied:
"All we did, was correct his eye sight."
5000 men were asked to complete a survey about what they liked most about oral sex.
2% enjoyed the warmth
5% enjoyed the sensation
93% appreciated the silence
I shoved some purple grapes up my girlfriend's butt during kinky sex last night. She didn't scream or anything...Just let out a little wine!
