Stimulus Payment Information

[69 Runner]

*Important info on the Stimulus Payment*

*"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus
Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the
Q and A format:

* * "Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
* * "A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

* * "Q. Where will the government get this money?
* * "A. From taxpayers.

* *
"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
* * "A. Only a smidgen.

* * "Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
* * "A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

* * "Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
* * "A. Shut up."


* * Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:

* * If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

* * If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

* * If you purchase a computer it will g o to India.

* * If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico,
Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).**

* If you buy a car it will go to Japan.

* * If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.

* * And none of it will help the American economy.

* * We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in
America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it
on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only
businesses still in the US.

 

[ACME A12]

:rolling:


He's been in office for five days but I'm still waiting for the "Big O" to pay off my mortgage and give me my new car too...probably a Republican filibuster...

:grin:
Ray

 

[69 Runner]

Now Ray. You KNOW that's not gonna happen. You're not one O his brothahs:rolling::rolling:

 

[440scout]

i think its more sad than funny......
:edgy:

 

[mr.belvedere]

did someone say prostitutes? :grin:

 

[challengergary]

Did someone say BEER???

 

[evanbrendel]

hell even "american beer" isnt american owner budweiser sold out not to long ago

 

[Marty's Mopar]

If I recall, Jack Daniel smooth sippin Tennessee whiskey is still made in the U.S..
So Buy American!!

 

[Roadcuda]

IF, we get this money I'll keep it here. I need to in the least, replace some seals, if not do a rebuild, on my Roadrunners tranny!

 

[daredevil]

buy edelbrock, made in the usa. atta boy vic

 

[74Satellite]

I am going to buy new tires for 2 of the cars....

 

[oiiiiiio]

we better start supporting the home team. we can`t depend on these a-holes up stairs in office. do i sound bitter?? you bet your *** i am!!!!!!!!!!!!! god help us