Stopping the Big Island Volcano

[DeltaV]

The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano has also come up.

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years. Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

 

[PurpleBeeper]

I think we need more off-shore fracking in the area...maybe in a fish preserve nearby. That would relieve the pressure & heck, maybe we'd get another Hawaiian island out of the deal?

 

[mopar 3 B]

The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano has also come up.

According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii and held a position of power for 8 years. Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.

Trying to stop the valcano or make it throwup.

 

[Fran Blacker]

There is a remote possibility a large piece of the island could break off. What a tsunami that would create .

 

[NOSTRT980]

There is a remote possibility a large piece of the island could break off. What a tsunami that would create .

GOOD BY CALIFORNIA

 

[Fran Blacker]

GOOD BY CALIFORNIA

https://www.quora.com/Is-the-Big-Is...-under-danger-of-sudden-catastrophic-collapse

 

[oldbee]

Glad I visited in 2004!! A wall of water coming at me from a tsunami is not in my playbook.

 

[Brandy]

Saw the movie...Blue Hawaii...

 

[oldbee]

Saw the movie...Blue Hawaii...

Went right past the motel they used to film the movie, was getting totally remodeled.

 

[Bb70charger500]

I know a few others we can throw in just to be sure we make someone happy ! Well most everyone!

 

[WileE]

Easy way to plug the volcano. Drop Rosie in from a B-52.

 

[Bb70charger500]

You got alot of faith that the b-52 can carry that load !

 

[Bb70charger500]

 

[Bb70charger500]

Rosie on Jenny Craig . (Before she got "fat")

 

[mopar 3 B]

Easy way to plug the volcano. Drop Rosie in from a B-52.

Plug it that lard *** would spew boiling lard and gas all over the state.