Strange, funny or cryptic screen names..?

[Kern Dog]

In a world where we are taught to be tolerant and understanding, it leaves room for some to express themselves through creativity. Online forums require a screen name to open an account. In the several forums that I have been on, I have seen many that make me laugh or stop and think. Sorta like personalized license plates.
Mine is simple: I like Corn dogs and my last name is Kern.
How do you explain yours ?

 

[HEMI-ITIS]

WTF would you call it??

 

[the mississippi madman]

I use to take a lot of unnecessary and dangerous risk, that's how I got my nickname/screenname

 

[Grady Cain]

Great topic - check out the previously posted "Curious about screen names?" Lots of interesting and amusing responses!

 

[HEMI-ITIS]

And let's not forget ALL the ALI-*** screen names that have been banned and the ones about to be banned

 

[Kern Dog]

Great topic - check out the previously posted "Curious about screen names?" Lots of interesting and amusing responses!

I didn't see that one.
I recall a guy..."Jim Bob the Dancing Bear".
That was strange.

 

[moparwacko]

Who is RICHARD CRANIUM?

 

[moparnutcase]

Who is RICHARD CRANIUM?

He's related to Mike Hunt!!

 

[Brandy]

Back in the day when I played online games I had ASLBOW. No, it doesn't stand for ***-blow. Other players always asked for your ASL,( age, sex, and location). I played on so many different sites that I got a sore elbow from constantly answering this question. So....ASL...elBOW. ASLBOW...get it? Say it out loud...A..S...L..BOW. Sounds like A-S-ELBOW

 

[super-bee_ski]

WTF would you call it??

Ha Ha!
Yeah
X2 Hemi-itis!

 

[super-bee_ski]

I use to take a lot of unnecessary and dangerous risk, that's how I got my nickname/screenname

A little bit of Booze involved maybe?
it's all COOL!

 

[super-bee_ski]

He's related to Mike Hunt!!

His real name is "Dicky or as everybody in New England knows him by his proper/Christian name: Dick Head...

 

[the mississippi madman]

A little bit of Booze involved maybe?
it's all COOL!

Sometimes but actually from work volunteering for the stuff no one else would do

 

[beanhead]

20 years ago a friend had several music gear and trade magazines sent to my house, (where we had a recording studio set up) under the name 'beanhead productions', just as a joke...the name stuck...my head is normally shaped! (at least no one's ever said anything if it does look like a bean..)

 

[Richard Cranium]

I like Corn dogs and my last name is Kern.

You're not the only one.

 

[Kern Dog]

Her last name is Kern?

 

[kiwigtx]

You're not the only one.


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[ws23jrt]

I am rather simple and being cryptic from the start did not come to mind.
If there is still a question maybe I'm on the wrong site.

 

[PlagueOfBadgers]

I had ASLBOW. No, it doesn't stand for ***-blow.

I stopped reading right there because that is the first thing I thought and could not stop.

 

[PlagueOfBadgers]

Credit has to goes to my son and his gaming name . Badgers are bad *** animals that just don't give a s#!% about anything they come across. What's better then one Badger, a PlagueOfBadgers.