bm02tj
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Subject: Confession
> The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies, "Yes, father. I used the "F-word" over the weekend."
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> The priest says, "Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language."
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> The man replies that he would like to confess as to why he said the "F-word". The priest sighs and tells him to continue.
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> "Well father," he begins. "I played golf on Sunday with my buddies instead of going to church."
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> The priest says, "And you got upset over that and swore?"
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> The man replied, "No, that wasn't why I swore. On the first tee I hooked my drive well left into the trees."
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> The priest said, "And that's when you swore."
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> The man replied, a little testily because of the constant interruptions, "No, it wasn't. When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a lucky bounce and I had a clear shot to the green. However, before I could hit the ball, a squirrel ran by and grabbed my ball and scurried up a tree."
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> The priest asked, "Is that when you said the 'F-word'?"
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> The man replied, "No, because an eagle then flew by and caught the squirrel in its sharp talons and flew away."
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> The priest let out a breath and queried, "Is that when you swore?"
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> The man replied, "No, because the eagle flew over the green and the dying squirrel let go of my golf ball and it landed within 5 inches of the hole."
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> The priest screamed, "Don't tell me you missed that ******* putt!"
> The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies, "Yes, father. I used the "F-word" over the weekend."
>
> The priest says, "Oh okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language."
>
> The man replies that he would like to confess as to why he said the "F-word". The priest sighs and tells him to continue.
>
> "Well father," he begins. "I played golf on Sunday with my buddies instead of going to church."
>
> The priest says, "And you got upset over that and swore?"
>
> The man replied, "No, that wasn't why I swore. On the first tee I hooked my drive well left into the trees."
>
> The priest said, "And that's when you swore."
>
> The man replied, a little testily because of the constant interruptions, "No, it wasn't. When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a lucky bounce and I had a clear shot to the green. However, before I could hit the ball, a squirrel ran by and grabbed my ball and scurried up a tree."
>
> The priest asked, "Is that when you said the 'F-word'?"
>
> The man replied, "No, because an eagle then flew by and caught the squirrel in its sharp talons and flew away."
>
> The priest let out a breath and queried, "Is that when you swore?"
>
> The man replied, "No, because the eagle flew over the green and the dying squirrel let go of my golf ball and it landed within 5 inches of the hole."
>
> The priest screamed, "Don't tell me you missed that ******* putt!"
