bm02tj
Well-Known Member
SUPER SHARP GEEZER...
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in
their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store's
merchandise wasn't in -- only a few shelves and display racks set up.
One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is
going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're
selling."
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up
to the window, looked around intently and rapped on the glass, then
in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ***-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well.
Only two left!!!"
